I can make a song too. In the rythm of PIANO MAN:
It's four O clock on a Saturday, my undies are a smelly and tight.
I throw them on Neil and leave, and gave him a really bad fright.
Later he PMs me: "Yo Wario, why did you soil my face?"
"if you do this one more time I'll pummle you with a mace!"
I replied "Neil, have you eaten your waffles? Your acting a bit rash and Insane."
"Ya gotta put my undies on RJ and let him now him feel the pain."
la la la liddy la
la la liddy la la
On this thread O' Administrator
on this thread tonight!
We are all in the mood for fight you see.
Neil's in the spirit alright!
It's 3 AM on a a sunday and I'm a bit lonley and afraid.
I'm a bit tired and drowsy and my underware has been spayed.
Then a PM from Neil awakens me, as I eat a fresh pack of cheese.
He says "I'm getting a plane to Pennsylvania and I'm going to brake your knees"
I replied "I've locked my door tonight so you can't get into my house!"
Then he said onto me with a really weird wink that he was a literal Flying Mouse.
la la la liddy la
la la liddy la la
On this thread O' Administrator
on this thread tonight!
We are all in the mood for fight you see.
Neil's in the spirit alright!
Now my undies smell like a carnival and my mouth smells like a beer
Now find myself in england and Neil screams "WHAT THE F**** ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
la la la liddy la
la la liddy la la
On this thread O' Administrator
on this thread tonight!
We are all in the mood for fight you see.
Neil's in the spirit alright!
I soon found a barstool and started to harrase Neil.
He tied me up with stoch tape and fed me mouse shit as my last meal.
The cops later found my body all decayed and dead
When they went to examine my body, they couldn't find my head
Now my head hangs up in Neails pub, all deacayed and skinned.
If neil hates soiled underwear, its a wonder why this wasn't binned.
la la la liddy la
la la liddy la la
On this thread O' Administrator
on this thread tonight!
We are all in the mood for fight you see.
Neil's DEFENATLY in the spirit alright!

All in good fun neil. I personally don't care, loved the song!