Might only be the Brits/Germans who get this!!!!
A German visiting London asked a hooker for a shag. She told him that it
was twenty quid. "Fine" he said, "but I'm a bit kinky". She agreed that
this was OK as long as he didn’t do anything violent. They got back to her
flat and he got out four big springs attached to some straps. "I want you
to put one of these on each elbow and one on each knee" he said. The
hooker, although worried that she was getting into something a bit heavy,
went along with his request. Then she was told to get down on all fours,
naked, in front of him. She did so grudgingly. Then, asking her to start
bouncing up and down on the springs, he took a duck decoy whistle from his pocket. "Blow on this while I'm shagging you" he told her. So then he
ground away while she bounced up and down on the springs blowing the duck whistle. Suddenly and surprisingly, she started to enjoy it, so much so that she experienced the most fantastic orgasm she'd ever had. After they'd finished she said... "Wow that was the most fantastic sex I've had in 25 years on the game, how the hell did you make it so good?" "Ah," he replied, smiling......
"Four Sprung Duck Technique".
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