Three men, Tom, Dick, and Harry, die and go to heaven.
"OK" says St Peter, "this is how it works.You'll get a car each to drive around in heaven forever more, but that car will reflect how you lived your life on earth.
Now, Tom, you were a very bad man on earth.You cheated on your poor wife over 1000 times.In condemnation of this fact, you will drive a Lada forever".
Tom is given his Lada and he drives off into heaven.
"Now, Dick" continues St Peter, "you cheated on your wife on no fewer than 462 times during your marriage, as this is so, you are to drive a Skoda until t5he end of time".
Dick, behind the wheel of his Skoda, joins the motorway into heaven.
"Now, Harry" St Peter says with a kindly smile, "you were a very good man on earth.You never cheated on your wife in all the years you knew each other, not even looking at another woman even once in all that time.
In recognition of your love and loyalty, i'm delighted to give you the keys to this.........."
With that, a revolving door (a bit like the one from bullseye) rotates and Harry is faced with a brand new, top of the line, Rolls Royce with all the extras.
Understandably, Harry is over the moon, and he jumps into his new car and speeds toward heaven shouting his thanks over his shoulder.
For months Harry drives around receiving envious glances and beaming with all the attention he's getting.
Then, one day while at traffic lights, the three friends find themselves parked next to each other.Harry is leaning on the steering wheel bawling his eyes out.
"Harry, is everything alright?" shouts Tom from his Lada.
Bawling, Harry shakes his head.
"What's the matter?" calls Dick from his Skoda.
To which Harry replies............
"I've just seen my wife go past on a skateboard".