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Originally Posted by Lord Kagan
grand i live on top of a hill  lol gravitys my friend |
best friend, and your only one
true story that's just been on TV:
- woman at the office licks the glued edge of an envelope
- she cuts her tounge
- the tounge hurt, she didnt think it was anything serious though
- two weeks later, she feels something strange in her mouth, something moving
- she's reaching into her mouth, and fishes out a cockroach.
- there were microscopic roach eggs in the glue of the envelope, and one of them got into the wound in her tounge and breeded there, till the roach hatched.