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Originally Posted by RadioMaster
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A bloke in a restaurant is showing off.
He throws a 2p coin high in the air and catches it in his mouth.
Urged on by his friends, he agrees to demonstrate his skill one more time.
The coin spins high into the air, but on attempting to catch the coin, the guy mistimes his guess and swallows the coin.
The man begins to choke, and his girlfriend cries loudly for help.
Suddenly a man appears, grabs the bloke by the bollocks, and squeezes very hard without much apparent effort.
The coin fires from the guys mouth into his rescuers hand.
The mans relieved girlfriend emotionally thanks the man and asks "how did you do that?Are you a doctor?
To which the man replied
No.
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