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introducing...........
the new...........
GO PHONE 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New lower tarrifs for the GO PHONE TWO mean you
SAVE SAVE SAVE money on your current cell phone bills.
Already got a cell phone?
NO PROBLEM
One of our agents will be happy to dispose of it in one of our shinny shinny trash cans.
MAKE THE GO PHONE 2 THE CELL PHONE THAT'S A SOLD PHONE TODAY
Call today
then trash the phone you're calling us on so you can replace it with a new super super go phone