Cup of tea
One day a little girl (3 years old!) was at home with her Daddy while her Mammy was in the shops. She was playing with a little 'tea set' that was one of her favourite toys.
Her Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.
After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, Mammy came home.
Daddy made her wait in the living room to watch the little girl bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!'
Mammy waited, and sure enough, here she came, down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up.
Then she says,
'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?'
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