Cute one Heat
Here are some of life's truths:
1. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
2. It's always darkest before dawn. If you are going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that is the time to do it.
3. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
4. No one is listening until you fart.
5. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away with their shoes.
6. If at first you don't suceed, skydiving is not for you.
7. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
8. Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
9. We are born naked, wet and hungry, then things get worse.
10. NEVER, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
11. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"
