One day this woman says to her husband "You don't go to church enough. This week you're going!!"
So, come sunday morning, she sneds him off to church in his nice clean suit. later that morning, he staggers home, covered in blood witha big black eye
"What the chuff's happened to you?" asked his wife
"Well" said the chap "I was in church when we all knelt down to pray. And I notiecd that the women in fornt of me had got her skirt caught between her butt cheeks. So i leaned forward and gently pulled it out. Well, she mustn't have liked it so she turned round and punched me"
The following week, the wife put the man in his suit adn sent him off to church again. Sure enough, he returned covered in blood.
"What happened this week?" she asked
"Well, we were all knelt down again and the woman's skirt was stuck up her bum again. Now, I didn't do anything, but the chap next to me leaned forward and pulled it out. Now I remembered that last week, she didn't like that. And i didn't want the chap to get slapped like I did.
So I leaned forward and and pushed it back up....."
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