That was very cute
Now I have one!!
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse springs into action. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a grip on it.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves and her head strikes the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune....................................
Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse
Maria