A sadist, a masochist, a pyromaniac, a necrophiliac, a zoophile and a murderer are sitting together in the mental institution.
"Let's have sex with the cat!" says the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it!" says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it!" says the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again!" says the necrophiliac.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with again and then set fire to it!" says the pyromaniac.
There is a short pause, and then the masochist says "meeow...."
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