If this fails, remember the Prayer For The Stressed:
Dear Lord,
Grant me the strength to accept what I cannot change,
The courage to change what I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to know where to hide the bodies of the people I ahd to kill today because they p*ssed me off.
Help me to give 100% at work:
20% on Mondays
25% on tuesdays
25% on Wednesdays
25% on Thursdays
and 5% on Fridays.
Help me to remember that it takes 25 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend my middle finger and say "Bite Me".
And finally lord, help me remember that when the world seems out to get me, It usually is!.
Chris
