A pair of newly-weds are chatting away a few weeks into their marriage, when the talk turns towards their respective pasts.
"I have something I should tell you", says the wife. "In a previous life I was a hooker".
"Oh yes", says the husband. After thinking about it for a few minutes, he continues "so tell me more; what kind of things did you get up to?"
"Well", says she, "my name was Steve and I played for Wigan".
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