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Old 06 Aug 2007, 11:34   #632
SamCat
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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.Because of hectic schedules the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on the Thursday with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel There was a computer in his room so he decided to send his wife an email.However he accidently left out one letter in her email address and without realising his error he sent the email.
Meanwhile somewhere in Houston a widow had just returned home from her husband funeral He was a minister who had a heart attack and died The widow decided to check her emails expecting messages from family and friends.
After reading the first message she screamed and fainted, her son rushed to the computer and read:
To:My loving Wife
Subject:I've Arrived
I know you're surprised to hear from me They have computers here now and you are allowed to sent emails to loved ones I've just arrived and have been checked in I see everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!
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