My dear, wonderful, fair Claire!!!
Got stuck in traffic and I see that I am a bit late...
But not too late to wish you an incredible wonderful Happy Birthday!!!
So without further ado:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CLAIRE!!!
May you be always healthy, happy and wealthy!!!
May your husband always adore you!!!
May your children always worship you and obey your every command!!!
May your husband's ex move to Australia and may your stepson get married soon and go to live with his wife!!!
Love you, darling!!!
xxx