I refer to the notice that I keep pinned to my office wall (OK, it's actually the kitchenette in the bedsit above the shop where we store stock! But it's an office to me!)
The customer is always right
Ignorant
pigheaded
misinformed
rude
obnoxious
cheeky
and down right irritable
but NEVER wrong!
EDIT
Forgot to say, the place where all us staff hang out -
American but great!!!
EDIT 2
Brilliant, the site address ahd the word s u c k s in so I cannot post it!!! It is
www.customers s u c k.com