Paddy asks the dentist what is involved in getting all teeth removed in preparation for dentures.
Dentist : "That's a major procedure. I'll administer a general anaesthetic so there'll be no pain, but it'll cost you €1200"
Paddy : "What! I can't afford that, is there not a cheaper option?"
Dentist : "Well you could go for local anaesthetic, but there would be quite a bit of pain for a few days after, that would be €800"
Paddy : "You must be joking, I'm not paying that, look what is your absolute rock bottom option?"
Dentist : "OK, there is the €150 option, but I would most certainly not recommend it - No anaesthetic, buckets of blood, and excruciating pain for weeks"
Paddy : "Grand cake, book the wife in for noon tomorrow."
