So...none of you know that I am a witch...and I mean...REAL witch...not the one that has hair growing out of her nose (well, maybe?) and not the one that boils some crap in her big cauldron...BUT...try to take me to a good tarot card or palm reader...and they will throw up their arms in the air and tell you that I don't need any of THEIR advice to create the magic and see the future...
About a year ago I've met a man here - Neil (The Flying Mouse) - and I guess we were both bored silly and just to stir trouble, we have created an internet wedding...maybe some of you remember that...
Funny thing is...that we hardly knew each other before that silly thing...but AFTER...we became very very close friends...
At the time Neil was going through some hardships in his life. Nobody wants to see their friend hurting...I am no exeption...
So...I've decided to put my powers to good use...and I've made a few promises to Neil which all came true...I don't remember all of them...but some of them were...
His working situation will improve...it took a few months and it did...
At some point he told me he will never meet Meat...although it was his dream forever...even when he finally had Meet and Great...Meat had to pull out because of the sickness...
So, of course, I've promised Neil that he will ABSOLUTELY meet Meat...and soon too...whoever was at the signing at Virgin's...knows that I've delivered on that promise too...
And as my promises were all fulfilled...there was still something missing...what does a good man need but a good woman?
Around March or April...and this is a true story and Neil will not let me lie...I told Neil following...almost exactly to the word...I am coming in May...we will go together to see Meat in concert...and after I leave...you will have the girl of your dreams...
Now...Neil just isn't a believer...all the magic that I've created so far didn't convince him that I know what I am saying and doing...
Well...guess what? I've delivered on my promise!!!
Neil did meet a wonderful girl - Jo - (sexyeyes_jo) and is as excited about meeting her as she is about meeting him...
So without further ado...let me be the first one to introduce our new forum couple - Neil and Jo - and wish them all the happiness in the world in their relationship!!!
Neil, old buddy...you've done bloody well!!! (Bloody hell!!!)
P.S.
Neil you're a fecking hard work...it took me a year what should have taken no more than a couple of months...next time...find yourself another witch...
P.P.S. I am bloody tired of this silly title...which, of course, now should go to a much more appropriate person...give me a few days to come up with something good...any suggestions in my PM box will be considered...