A young blond walks into a pet shop looking for a pet but not sure what to get, as she is wandering around she notices a box labled SEX FROGS £20 each complete with instructions.
No one is watching so she whispered to the shop keeper, " I'll take one please."
The man packages the frog and says " Just follow the instructions" The blond nods and grabs the box and rushes home.
As soon as she arrives home so eagerly opens the box and reads the instructions---
1 Take a shower
2 Splash on some nice perfume
3 Slip into a sexy nightie
4 Crawl into bed and place frog on the pillow next to you, and allow the frog to do what he is trained to do
She gets into bed and follows the instructions but nothing happens, she waits and waits but nothing , after a while she phones the man at the shop and tells him , The man says " I'll be right over."
Within minutes the man is ringing the doorbell. The blond welcomes him in and says" See I have done everything according to the instructions, the damn frog just sits there"
The man , looking very concerned , picks up the frog, stares into eyes and sternly says,
LISTEN TO ME! I'M ONLY GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THIS ONE MORE TIME......
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