I will go to wembley with a tuxedo, a set of hair striaghteners, some tea bags, a lemon lollypop, about load of fan club badges which everyone who hasn't got one will buy one of, make up, some friends, my other half, money, a pet, a selection of knee high boots, a bunch of suitcases, wearing a pink thong, an inflatable dolphin with battery operated flippers, an inflatable sex god doll, a smile on my face, a pink tutu, my camera and a fifth of Southern Comfort (right on, Jo!) and a bunch of debts and a mug to put the southern comfort in and some pills to increase potency of Southern Comfort, the address of the local morgue where I'll be going after the Southern Comfort and a tube of polos and a good selection of batteries and a pot to p*ss in and some shower gel
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