My brother lives in Hartlepool (is parish priest there) and hasn't seen him yet. If he does, he better get me his autograph! Former SAFC footballer Kevin Kilbane used to go to his church when he was at Durham and he never got me his autograph!
Actually, forget the autograph, he'd have to let me know he'd seen him and distract him for half an hour while I nick Dad's car and hurry down the A19!
I suppose houses aren't expensive enough in Hartlepool for Meat!
Maybe if he had one built from scratch near where all the footballers live, yes!