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**The Flying Mouse** · 22 Apr 2007, 18:22

The obvious one has got to be swallowing a balistic dart fired from an air pistol so I could catch the dart between my teeth

Last injury was on Friday at work.

I have a new fav place to sing in The Cuckoo.

I like to run off the stage, jump on a chair, bouce off the chair, land on the ornimental railings at the end of the bar, and sort of hang backwards off them while i'm standing on the bar (while i'm still singing)

Friday, I jumps backward off the bar, and instead of my knees bending and absorbing the shock, my right leg locked, and so hit the floor as rigid as a mop pole.

It hurt a wee bit

But you can't keep those happy feet still for long

22 Apr 2007, 18:22	#5
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	The obvious one has got to be swallowing a balistic dart fired from an air pistol so I could catch the dart between my teeth Last injury was on Friday at work. I have a new fav place to sing in The Cuckoo. I like to run off the stage, jump on a chair, bouce off the chair, land on the ornimental railings at the end of the bar, and sort of hang backwards off them while i'm standing on the bar (while i'm still singing) Friday, I jumps backward off the bar, and instead of my knees bending and absorbing the shock, my right leg locked, and so hit the floor as rigid as a mop pole. It hurt a wee bit But you can't keep those happy feet still for long