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Old 13 Apr 2007, 14:17   #586
mszee
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There is this good old barber in some city in the US.

One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:

"I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service."

The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting
at his door.

A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.


The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

A Russian software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service."

The Russian software engineer is happy and leaves.

The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there...











Can you guess?



















Do you know the answer yet?




















Come on, think like a Russian ...
























... a dozen Russians waiting for a free haircut!
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