The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE
Man Of Your House."
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need
to know that I am the man of This house and my word is Law. You will prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will
serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs
with me and we will have the kinds of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are
going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me
dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then
tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The f***ing funeral director would be my first guess."
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