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And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy
Dumb enough to be your...
pie making lifeless piece of manure
Never again shall I this endure!!!
i know now i deserve more
Does this bathroom have a door???
Because the window is so small
Damn my ass is big and i am so tall
And I can't get jeans to fit no more
I have to shop at the XL store
And you know I hate all that...
But I love you, that's a fact
How I wish I was flying high
now let's go shopping for some blueberry pie
Though you know I'm allergic to that shite
how you know that i look good in white
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And still of you I think all day