[The Flying Mouse]

Originally Posted by Son Of Meat Loaf

says the Irishman

And Neil, you've been told about Liverpudlians by me already. The ones who aren't Welsh are just the Irish who were too stupid to find their way home after all the shipyards closed

Meet me in Chester after midnight with a bow and arrow and say that

In Hereford, you may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close.

However, in Chester you can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.