I'm sure there's a moral to this, but I can't seem able to pin down exactly what it is
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and
Guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the
Guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying
The girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
Then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "listen,
This guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He
Probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a
Woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck."
"if he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do
Whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how
Much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very
Dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds: "he wasn't kissing
My neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he
Was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we
Had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
