[Lord Kagan]

Why guys shouldn't try chat up women
him : Can I buy you a drink?
her : Actually I'd rather have the money.

him : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
her :I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

him : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
her : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

him: How did you get to be so beautiful?
her : I must've been given your share.

him: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
her : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

him: Your face must turn a few heads.
her : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

him: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
her : Okay, get out.

him : I think I could make you very happy.
her : Why? Are you leaving?

him: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
her : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

him : Can I have your name?
her : Why? Don't you already have one?

him : Shall we go see a movie?
her : I've already seen it.

him: Where have you been all my life?
her : Hiding from you.

him : Haven't I seen you some place before?
her : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

him: Is this seat empty?
her : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

him: So, what do you do for a living?
her : I'm a female impersonator.

him: Hey baby, what's your sign?
her : Do not enter.

him : Your body is like a temple.
her : Sorry, there are no services today.

him: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
her : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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