I THINK I have some more; but forgive me if I have some repeats in there.
- Lost your cat? Try looking under my tyres!
- I am not drunk! That's the usual way I drive!
- No reason to live but I like it that way.
- I love cats! They taste like chicken!
- Join the Army! Travel around, see many places, meet nice people and kill them.
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"I'd lie for you - and that's the truth..."
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