Like some of them a lot, try these on for size:
Get in, Sit down, Shut up HANG ON
Don't Worry! We're from the Government. You're Safe Now!
Relax! Youll Get There.
I THINK THEREFORE IM DANGEROUS
Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did. Only Backwards and in High-Heels
I do whatever the deities in my head tell me to....
there are 10 types of people: those who understand binary and those who don't
Never drive faster then your angel can fly
I'm only driving because my dragon is tired
Everything that s*cks is not necessarily bad *vampire*
Did you ever stop and think....and forget to start again?
I live in another dimension, but i have a summer home in reality
Everything I like is either immoral, Illegal or fattening
I'm always in trouble but it is soooo much fun
Once you have pulled the pin from Mr. Grenade, he's no llonger your friend
I'm not obnoxious, I'm tact challenged
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot changes, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make all the difference
Psychoamazonwarbitch from Hell with an Attitude
If I could get a grip on reality, I'd choke it
I love my country, it's the government I fear
Against Abortion, have a Vasectomy
Back Off!! I'm a Goddess
My Karma just ran over your dogma
My other car is a broom
Well, my longest post to date,
Have fun
Asha