A young couple finally reach the honeymoon suite on their wedding night.
"I'm looking forward to this" says the groom, a masive beam on his face
"Well, before we do", says his bride, "there is something we need to discuss".
"Everytime you make love to me, I expect you to give me £50"
"FIFTY QUID"
he yells in horror.
"Yes, i'm afraid my mind is made up, and that's the way it's going to be"
Unable to control himself any longer, he gives in and promises to pay her the requested £50 fee every time they make love.
50 years later, they are celebrating their anniversary with a big party.
Without a shread of bashfulness, the woman makes her speech to all present, including telling them all of their little "agreement" (much to the old boys embarasment
)
At the end of the speech, she turns to him, and says "but I haven't wasted that money.In fact until last week I never spent one single penny of it.Which is why I was able to go to the travel agents last week, and book a two week holiday in America, front row tickets to the Meat Loaf concert (plug for the boss there
) and £5000 spending money".
The old boy looks amazed
"well you got nothing to say?" she asks.
To which he replied "If I knew you were gonna do that...................
I would have given you
ALL my buisness"
