Another one thanks to Mike...
Octopus walks into a bar, says… I bet I can play any musical instrument. Bloke gives him a guitar which he plays better than Jimmy Hendrix.
2nd bloke says…. Bet you can’t play the piano. The octopus plays better than Elton John.
Jock gives him bagpipes, the octopus fumbles for a minute and looks confused. Jock says… Ha, can ye nae play it?
Octopus…. Play it? I’m going to shag it as soon as I get its f*cking pyjamas off!
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