I have 4 cats (it was an accident).
Hamburglar (Burgy - 3 legs and less brain cells) and Cynthia (Cyn, psycho-cat from hell), brother and sister, both tortured kittens, adopted by a vet, then kicked out of home. I didn't name them.
Motorail Checker (Check) and Mac (Dickhead), a mother and son, the mother who was a stray that was constantly kicked, had rocks thrown at her, shot by kids, etc, and her young kitten... when the guys in my workplace decided to poison them or beat them to death, I grabbed the pair and ran.
Oh, and 2 swallows on the back porch, Freddy and Franny, who spend their time annoying Mac and Burgy.
One husband, no fish.
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