Peter Brock and Stevie Irwin meet at the Pearly Gates and Steve says "Crikey mate you here too?".
Peter replies "Yeah we both died in a similar situation."
"What, sting ray?" asked Steve.
"No, fish tail" replies Peter.
What did Steve Irwin say to God when Brocky arrived in heaven?
I asked for a croc not a Brock!!!!
Steve Irwin is up in heaven enjoying his life after death, up walks Peter Brock a bit unhappy that he has come before his time. Steve looks up and says cheerfully, "Crickey Pete, where did you get that awesome Halo?" To which Pete replies, "It isn't a halo, Steve, It's my bloody steering wheel."
What band will play at Steve Irwins funeral?
Sting.
Steve Irwin forgot to put sunscreen on that day he went to work cause he wasn't protected from the rays....
Also heard he put his sunnies on that day but not his Raybans....
