A woman, getting out of the shower, catches sight of herself in the mirror.
For a few minutes, she stands there looking at her own body in the reflection.
After a few minutes thought, she calls through to her hubby, "darling, do you think my breasts would be better if they were a little bigger?"
"Why?What's wrong?" he calls back.
"Nothing, nothing, I was just thinking that's all.I wonder if there's a way to make them bigger without the cost and pain of plastic surgery".
"Look", says her better half, "if you want bigger breasts, but don't want surgery, take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts twice a day"
"will that work?"
"Don't see why not" he replies.
So, although a little confused, she starts doing it.
Twice a day, she rubs between her breasts with toilet paper.
six months go by, and she is no better endowed.
"I thought you said this would work" she fumed at her hubby
"Well, I thought it WOULD" he responded.
"Why on earth, would you think rubbing toilet paper between my breasts would make them bigger?"
"Well", he says...........
It worked on your ass
