OK...let me try to get this:
1. Gerry brought Emus to the bar
2. The barlady wanted them to get away
3. I asked for something to eat
4. The barlady offered me
5. The barlady and a guest are talking about whoīs

that is
6. They want sent ME to the nuthouse
7. They decided that itīs the emuīs
8. They want to put it on the menu
And now you wonder that nobody comes here anymore...?
Some years ago...you could buy lollipops with REAL locusts inside, wouldnt that be a great business idea too?
I think itīs definitely time that your boss comes back to this......restaurant...