Time to resurrect this thread.
All these are laws passed by Tony Blair's government in the last 9 years.
It is illegal to detonate a nuclear weapon.
It is illegal to board the deck of the RMS Titanic
It is illegal to import Polish potatos.
When on a ship, it is illegal to say the bridge door is closed when it is open.
It is illegal to dispose of a zoo animal without reason.
It is illegal to sell honey unless it is clearl labelled "Honey"
It is illegal to trade in squirrels.
It is illegal to impersonate a traffic warden (who the chuff would want to!!)
It is illegal to provide an air traffic control service without a licence.
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