Hafta tell you guys this one
My brother in law works in quite a rural area - his office is across the road from a cattle market. One day this bull escaped from the cattle market, and there were all these farmer running round trying to catch this bull. My BIL was stood at the window of his office, watching all this with amusement when suddenly he realised that the bull was veering towards his office. The farmers were closing in on the bull, and the bull was walking up and down by the office window, the farmers were getting closer to the bull, when suddenly the bull ran round in a big circle and jumped straight through the office window!!!!!!
My brother in law was mortified...he ran into the stationary cupboard and locked himself in there till the bull was caught!!!
£3,500 worth of damage - i would so loved to have seen what he wrote on the insurance form.....