As i am a much lapsed atheist (figure that one out) I don't really believe in anything much (except beer, sex and fun!!!) so my first words, if god appeared, would have to be "Oh sugar, picked the wrong option didn't I? I'll get my coat"
I would ask:
1. Why do only the good die young? (Freddie Mercury, Janis Jolin, John Lennon, James Dean et al.)
2. Who really stood on the "Grassy Knoll?"
3. Microsoft. Why?????
However to annoy everyone i would like to point out that froma strictly theological point of view, everyone must be dammed! You can only be a member of 1 religion. All religions have some form of hell for non-believers ergo there must be a religion in which you are classed as a non-believer and are condemmed!!!
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