With the best will in the world, my cat is as thick as two short planks!!!
About 18 months ago, we had to take her to the vets suffering from concussion. We had a wodden door removed and replaced witha glass one. She didn't realise it was still solid and knocked herself out trying to run through ti!
Also, she likes to sleep on the toilet cistern as it is in front of a window so gets nice and warm. One sunday afternoon, she was asleep there and I started the power drill ont eh other side of the wall. She jumped with fright at the noise and a rather soggy cat had to be retrieved from the toilet bowl!!!
She is currently draped across my shoulders pretending to be asleep. She has her eye on the cup of tea next to me for if she thinks i am not looking!! Havign said all that, she is the best cat in the world and despite being old (18 years) and ahving no ears (Skin cancer - white cats are prone to this) and suffering from rather excessive wind and generally being the Ozzy Osbourne of the cat world (will eat or drink anything and is generally dopey) I wouldn't change her for anything!!
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