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Chris · 04 Jun 2003, 22:07

One should love animals
They are so tasty.

Love thy neighbor
But don't get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is one woman and behind every
unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry after all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

Money is not everything
There's MasterCard & Visa.

Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop

A good discussion is like a miniskirt
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject

Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children

Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every
morning

"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"
So what? Who's in a hurry?

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk! (I don't want to be an exception!)

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours!

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

When two's company, three's the result!

A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget,
The more you forget, the less you know
So. Why learn.

04 Jun 2003, 22:07	#1
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Some words to live life by.... One should love animals They are so tasty. Love thy neighbor But don't get caught. Behind every successful man, there is one woman and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Every man should marry after all, happiness is not the only thing in life. Money is not everything There's MasterCard & Visa. Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise. Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop A good discussion is like a miniskirt Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children Your future depends on your dreams So go to sleep There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY" So what? Who's in a hurry? "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk! (I don't want to be an exception!) "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours! God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. When two's company, three's the result! A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget, The more you forget, the less you know So. Why learn.