Thus by the Power and name of the mighty Loaf, the promises made, and all made to broken, go forth into life and do not fear that which ye are about to suffer, for from pain and agony can come relief should thee accept and follow the Loaf, do not tolerate the harlots of this world, tempting thee with sexual immorality and sacrificial foods, for that is the way to destruction, to having thine eyeballs placed in soups for the roaming living dead and allowing vultures to desecrate and feed upon thy worthless carcasses. In the name of the Loaf, under the wing of the Bat, and the protection of the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, thee are united as wretched and miserable sinners, GO FORTH AND PROCREATE!
Ye may click the bride, as Mouse and Loaferette.
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