ATTENTION ALL YE SINNERS, INFIDELS AND TRUE BELIEVERS OF LOAFDOM! May the spirit of the BabBazz move amongst disbelievers, may the gatekeeper of the pointed piano smite thee all, and may his pointed piano protect the disciples and followers of the Loaf for all eternity. Insidious messengers of BabBazz and Loafers alike observe today the ties that bind, the binds that tie, an eternal damnation called marriage. The poor unfortunates, Mszee and the Flying Mouse, have elected to be chained together from now until the end of time, and take the wrath of the Loaf for two combined as one on judgement day. Take heed of this lesson, unbelievers, and Loafers rejoice in the union of two of thine own, souls and sins repented of and now endowed in the light of the Loaf, protecting them against all BabBazz spawn, David-ghoul curses and false Elvis's wearing rhinestones. Is there one amongst thee who objecteth to this marriage? If so, leave now or forever hold thine peace, for twill only degenerate from this point onwards, until pits of fire consume the objector, and turn thine mortal remains to dust, ashes, and diseased monkeys.
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