Drunkeness added to thine list of transgressions, son, learn to lead a Laofy life afore it is too late to save thineself, for surely shalt thee be cast aside from glory like a exploding zebra on heat, with thine sinful soul full of drunkeness and debauchery, can thee not see that thine life should be worth more to thee than this terrible doom to which thee rush headlong, Loafdom is sorely troubled lest thine fate be worse than death, worse than life, endless leeches shall burrow into thine groin, fleas shall feast upon thy toejam, and learner violinists shall stalk thee for all the steps of thine life.
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