Cold feet may be a blessing, thee may not realise that by uniting as one, ye attract double the agonies of eternity, double the BabBazz spirit, double the false Elvis's, double the wrath of the Loaf, double the smite from the pointed piano of the gatekeeper, and double penance required from thy sins, as thee refuse to repent in a timely fashion, for yea the sun shall be cast from thee, as shalt the eyes of the Loaf, the stars shall fall, the moon become dark, the toads destroy vegetation around thee, thy fingers eaten by ravenous goldfish, mosquitos bite thine nerve endings, with thee unable to scratch without fingers, and overall, the shrieks of over souls suffering the tortures of BabBazz on permanent repeat.
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