Well folks, it's the managers last night of freedom before the wedding tomorrow.
Let's make it a good one shall we
Now before we go ANY further, I know what it IS traditional to play perhaps a small prank on the groom the night before his wedding, like sending him to another country chained up
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Let me make this VERY CLEAR right now.
If, tomorrow morning, I wake up to find myself naked and chained to a lamp post in the Rockman Record with a load of Jim Steinman fans looking at me thinking WTF?
then the person responsable will be barred from this pub for all time
And even worse, i'll tell her ladyship who you are
Now.........
*pours self pint*
As the bride herself was kind enough to suply the strippers, bring on the dancing girls
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*nudges Chris, eh mate I think that one on the left is eyeing you up there
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