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Originally Posted by dant796
Ah, but let us not forget that it is also written that the lion shall lay with the lamb, and the dog with the cat, and the small furry creature from Alpha Centauri with the Betelgeusian wombat, so should it not be that that cat shall marry the flying mouse? Perhaps this abomination is merely the foreshadowing of the coming of the Loaf and his gatekeeper of the pointed piano?
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Borther dant, thine cheer and courage is admirable, yet thee are following the teachings of the newfangled documents, remember, in the beginning twas written that the strong shall destroy the weak, the uprising will occur, that plagues of non-pointed pianos shall devour the earth, as punishment for abominations against the name of the Loaf, these heathens blaspheme when not under strict supervision, spawn of the nostrils as they are, thy do not realise the torment rapidly encroaching upon them. In Loafdom unite, for heaven only waits for the true believer, sinners and infidels shall suffer endless agonies of mind and soul....