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Originally Posted by lotus96
Tis suggested that the wedding be called off, for cats devour mice whole, cruching their bones, drinking their ebtrails, clawing off their tails as victory trophies, to be pinned near the heads of the destroyed life, matrimony is an abomination of nature, for it causes thee to take thine eyes from the Loaf and the path of true life, 'twas the pitfall of many afore ye, and will ensnare many after thee, no doubt, see now where temptation can lead thee? Unadulaterated lust has a hefty price for the guilty, thee shall be enslaved by bonds beyond man for all eternity.
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Oh my dear preacher-teacher...have you seen a likeness of my beloved one in his avatar? 'Tis only uniting with him in holy matrimony that I can come as close to the holy Loaf as I only can...
Open your eyes, oh teacher...and take a good look at the likeness of The Flying Mouse and the truth will be revealed to you in all it's glory.