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Old 26 May 2006, 22:50   #308
L96
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Join Date: 04.07.2005
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Tis suggested that the wedding be called off, for cats devour mice whole, cruching their bones, drinking their ebtrails, clawing off their tails as victory trophies, to be pinned near the heads of the destroyed life, matrimony is an abomination of nature, for it causes thee to take thine eyes from the Loaf and the path of true life, 'twas the pitfall of many afore ye, and will ensnare many after thee, no doubt, see now where temptation can lead thee? Unadulaterated lust has a hefty price for the guilty, thee shall be enslaved by bonds beyond man for all eternity.
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