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Originally Posted by lotus96
Naturally, a wedding negates most sins of the flesh to unsinful status, the Preacher's fees are very reasonable, for believers of the Loaf... neglect the Preacher and thee shall be cast into a pit of hellfire and damnation for all eternity, spilling thine entrails for the flesh eating bugs of the demonspirits ot gnaw upon for all time.
(Pre-marriage counselling available, for should thee marry in haste, thy will repent at leisure, and doomsday may be upon us afore thee prioritise thine commitments)
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We are repenting...let me talk to my beloved one about counseling...I can't decide things like that on my own...